okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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