On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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