You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we have officially lost it.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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