I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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