I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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