coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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