She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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