I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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