Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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