There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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