Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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