Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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