You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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