is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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