you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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