So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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