Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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