You really coming over, don't trick.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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