i jhust puked up my retainher.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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