Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
