i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
