You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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