Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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