I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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