there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
