Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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