Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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