Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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