whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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