dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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