Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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