i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
