worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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