One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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