Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.