we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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