Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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