That's intense
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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