Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
third nipple confirmed
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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