I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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