he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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