forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
When did angry sex become our thing?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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