so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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