this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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