Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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