i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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