Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
soo... how was my night?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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