God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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