Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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