is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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