Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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