You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Randomize
