chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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