just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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