i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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