it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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