vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
vagina is talking i cant
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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