he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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