so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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