If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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He passed out mid-signature
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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