Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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